Okay, nothing is perfect. Even the things we dearly love, like Mummies Alive, will have certain elements that we hate and annoy us to the brink of insanity. When I saw Calico Katt's page about things and stuff that annoy us about Sonic the Hedgehog I thought that was a great idea and there should be a page like that for Mummies Alive. So here it is. If you've got something you want to vent about, fill out the form. You can have as many vents as you want.
STUFF THAT ANNOYS RANDI RADIO
1. Oh Raaaaaa, I cannot express on words how much I HATE CHONTRA!!!! Why? Well, let's see...*counts on her fingers* She's a b****, she's mean, she uses her magic for evil purposes, she's mean, she's ugly, she used Presley and his mother to do her dirty work, she was mean to Rath, she tried to kill Rath, she made all the mummies feel bad about themselves, she's mean, she made Nefer-tina cry, she helped Scarab, she's mean, she has no control of her emotions, she manipulated Presley, she's mean, she looks like she's ready to hit the Vegas strip, she's mean...Did I mention she's mean? AAAAAGGGGHHH, not even the Emperor is as mean as she is. She desrves to die. I have two words to say to the MA writers. Kill. Chontra.
2. I hate Apep. He's such a jerk and he's a loser and I know the character is a ripoff of some other character, I'm just not sure who. But I know I've seen a character exactly like Apep, only better! How Nefer-tina can love him?!?! Couldn't she have picked a winner at least, someone like Ja-Kal?! Ack, now I'm off topic.
3. I hated the episode Desert Chic. I watched it and was like "What the hell was that?!" What?! You liked it?! C'mon, think about it! When Nefy and Pep met they didn't even get each other's names and in the next scene Nefy acts like they were already serious, then after they'd been riding their motorcycles for what, an hour, and then Pep already wants to marry Nefy! What the heck IS this?! And what's the deal with Apep and his thugs?! They didn't give us enough background on them! Did they expect ANYONE to understand what was going on?! I mean, I get the basic idea-Rapses' grandfather banished Pep to the desert and Pep wants revenge-but there are a ton of holes in that story! Why was Pep banished to the desert? How did he comeover from the Western Gate? Who are those other guys? WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON?!!!!!!!!
4. This annoys the living hell out of me: Except for Ja-Kal, whenever the main chars have a love story it's always with some loser-Nefy has that retard Apep, Presley has Cynthia the Snob, Elaine the Busybody, and Cheryl the Bimbo, and Rath, well,let's not talk about Rath, ok?
STUFF THAT ANNOYS BASTET
1. "What the F*ck is wrong with Armon. He is such a dope. Every episode I've seen Armon is eating or talking about eating. He is such a pig. Some people would think its funny, but come on. Like shoving four hamburgers in his mouth with the rapping's still on is funny. I hope sssssooooo much that if they make another season of Mummies Alive, they will kill of Armon. I don't watch Mummies Alive sometimes because Armon is in it. That's how much I hate him. DDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE Armon DIE."
STUFF THAT ANNOYS RAP'S
1. First of all, Chontra.... I absolutly, positively, incredibly, impossibly hate Chontra to NO ends. She's mean, She's a friggin' Medusa for crying out loud!, and is constantly bugging my favorite cobra clad gaurdian! I want her dead, decapitated, eviserated, and then speared on a burning pole over mount St Helens until she falls in or the volcano erupts and if anyone EVER manages to find her body I want the remains cut up and fed to a dog. The woman has NO class either... maybe as a baby or something, but even then I bet she was planning the death of the pharaoh or something. Every time she appears on the show I get ticked to hell and start shouting death threats and hissing. (a bad habit of mine) All I want is her death.... I LIVE for her death! (ok, ok, maybe not LIVE.) and if another season of the show is produced, Chontra WILL DIE or the producers will face the wrath of the raptor queen of Rutha...
2. And that brings me to Ja-Kal.... I DESPISE Ja-Kal. Now, it might be because I simply have a thing with hating the leaders of any show...but him more then the others. He's too bossy, too much of a goody goody, and is a complete pain in the arse in my personal opinion. He should shut up once in awhile and get a life. (no pun intended) I hate hearing about his wacked up family, and I don't give either way about them! especialy that freaky kid he had. ::watches a few ja-kal fans get pitchforks and glare at her:: hey hey! I know i sound mean but I JUST HATE HIM! He looks dorky, acts stupid, trys to be the hero and is egotistical. (not as much as Rath, but still...) I want him, just as I want Chontra, dead, decapitated, eviserated, and then speared on a burning pole over mount St Helens until he falls in or the volcano erupts and if anyone EVER manages to find his body I want the remains cut up and fed to a dog... this time a real short dumpy dog. ok, i've complained enough! and besides, alot of people may hate me now... HA HA! ::laughs evily::
STUFF THAT ANNOYS THÉRESE
1. Well I really don't like Apep, I hate his stupid voice and his American style haircut.
2. Cynthia is such a B.****... too!
3. I really hate the ten minutes commercials between the parts of the episodes, it's so annoying, Especially when it's a new episode you've ever seen And you're watching the ad for the 27th time.
4. I don't really like some MA sites where people try to invent cool characters. I think the four Mummies are great and I hope there will be no change for the characters in the next new series if there is some (Let's pray Ra there will be..!)
STUFF THAT ANNOYS NEFER-TINA
1. I ABSOLUTELY, POZITIVELY HATE TIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's ugly, stupid, annoying and possesive. Ja-Kal is supposed to like Nefer-Tina, not Tia. Nef is WAAAAAAAAAAAY prettier than her. Besides, Tia has caused Ja-Kal to feel so bad by giving him that hand-print of their son. If I had a drawing of her I would mess it up sooooo badly. I would put her through a sharp pole, hang her from a tree, cut her head off, dip her into molten metal, cut her into tiny pieces and feed her to an army of ants. Then I would erase Ja-Kal's memories of her and make him like Nefer-Tina.
2. I hate Pep!!!!!!! He's an ugly, stupid, evil, irritating jerk!!!!!!!!!! How could Nefer-Tina ever like him?????????
STUFF THAT ANNOYS LARA
1. I HATE JA-KAL!! First of all i should mention I was a very big fan of him until he said he had a family. A FAMILY ,FOR RA'S SAKE! And he gets all teary eyed when someone mentiones his fat slut wife [How much did he pay her?] and his SOB son. I should also mention that he is a dumb ass. I mean,he loves his brother and nephew even after the tried to kill him. One last thing: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THAT MINY SKIRT??? I THINK HE'S A F***ING MALE STRIPPER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
2. aAfew last things that aren't really important: What's with Rath and Nefertina? They look like Calvin Klein models, they're so skinny. Don't take it wrong. Rath could kick Ja-Kals arse any day of the week,a nd Nefy could finish it off!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. And that reminds me of Tia .I DESPISE ,HATE, GET ANNOYED BY, LOATH, (ANY VERB INSERT HERE THAT MEANS HATE) TIA.She is such a stupid wh*re. Really Ja-kal,you pick the trashiest women! One, she's ugly, two, she's possesive, three, she has a tiny life AND SHE CANT GET OFF HER FAT ASS TO DO BULL S***.WHAT in the name of Ra did he see in her? Ewwww, I don't even want to go there.
4. Did I even start about how I hate people who think Nefer-tina and Ja-Kal are the GREATEST couple ever invented? Because I just don't see it. And yes I HAVE seen Loss of Face, Paws,and Miscast, and I do admit they show a little bit of affection for each other. But what about Curse of Sekmet and Tree O'Clock rock, where Nefy gets almost too close to Rath?? Or Extra flirting with Armon in Body slam and Ghoul's Gold??? And there still is the fact that Pep MIGHT come back (not that we really wanted him to but still...) and don't forget how Nefy constantly flirts with strangers (ala True Beliver,A dark and shierky night,Monster Truck Mania,etc). Either MA fans aren't getting the message or Nefy is run-around Sue!!!!!!
STUFF THAT ANNOYS VLANA
1.The are things I don't like with Nefertina. I mean, I don't hate her at all, she's really cool, but first, I think she really doesn't fit with Ancient Egypt. She looks and thinks really too modern, It's incredible! And I really was desappointed by her attitude in Loss of face. It seemed that her fellows mummies had no importance for her. She just forgot why she was reawoken and decided to have fun She really acted like a stupid and shallow fan model.Especially when Ja-kal says that they all need her and she answers: "I'm late for a photo shoot Ja-kal, close the window behind you when you leave." (!!!!) She really dumped her friends like garbage! I wonder why they didn't get mad at her. Fortunately she's not always like that...
STUFF THAT ANNOYS RUKA
1. I have to say the the thing I hate the most is..AUGH! Apep! Why? He's a total jerk, I hate his voice, his haircut, his outfit..aw, hell, let's face it: I hate everything about him! He's says he loves Nefer-Tina, so he goes and ties her up and gags her and hides her in a tent, and he's selfish. All he wants to Nefy ('I want you to be my Queen'. BAH!), and he probably couldn't give a @^**^\$#@$%%%^^#& in hell that he kills an innocent person, just as long as he gets his recenge. How the hell did Nefer-Tina ever fall in love with a psychopath like him? I want someone to kick his a\$$, even Scarab, or Bastet, or Sekhmet! Or better yet, have Ja-Kal kick his tail!! Because if they don't, I will!! Nefer-Tina would be better off with a mummy-man than that snake-skinned two-faced little pain-in-the-butt \$&%?*@* sonuva$&%&?**%&?*&*#*$*$*$*$*$*!!! AUGH! I don't hate snakes, I just hate him. Speaking of snakes...
2. RATH! I'M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU STAY DEAD THIS TIME AROUND! ::glances at many Rath fans holding torches, pitchforks, and scythes and glaring at her:: Hey, I just have a tendency to hate the brains of any group. Besides, he just looks dumb. Has anyone noticed that everything about him is green? Green amulet, green armor, green amulet-glow, green eyes, green hat..Augh! Besides, if he doesn't have his memory (ie, 'Dead man walking'), he is even stupider! I just hate him, I hate his intellect, his personality, his attitude, his stupid accent, everything! What's the world coming to with people like him around?
3. Also, what the *^&%\$#@!#@#$%$%%&&%$*#^$&!*#^#%$$?% is wrong with Armon?!?! I know pigs who think about food a lot less than him! So he eats four Beefy Burgers with the wrappings still on them? So what?! He has brains, along with brawn and a titanium stomach, why doesn't he ever use it? He's stupid, he's an idiot, a strongman with a potential for brains, if it hasn't already been eaten up. Sheesh! Honestly, if the world becomes infested with people as bad as Armon, we'll be doomed to oblivion for all eternity!
4. Chontra: She's associated with Rath, so I really hate her. She's greedy, selfish, vain, mean, nasty, devious...what else..oh yeah..She's also a big fat slut in my opinion! She's bigger than a MetLife AND Goodyear blimp combined and full of hot air. She always tries to destroy Rath, she always fails miserably, she's an airhead, and she never thinks! She just plain sux! I will never be 100% supportive of the show until Chontra is killed. Can't she go find some weirdo beyond the Western Gate and fall in love with him? Hey, APEP, you and Chontra make the perfect couple!! Chontra has a stupid name, too, and she's entirely %*@#ed-up, my personal opinion. Die, Chontra, DIE!!
STUFF THAT ANNOYS NYX
1) I HATE NUHN!!!!!! He is such a loser. He's even more of a loser than Pep-the-wannabe-easy-rider. First of all,why can't the mummies just thow him in a furnace like in Terminator? And his jokes ::makes gagging noises:: he is a worse comedian than Ja-kal,Armon,and Scarab put together. If I EVER MEET HIM ON THE STREETS I'D TELL HIM HIS MOTHER LIVES IN MY TOLIET !Wait,that means my dog could be drinking out of it. OKAY, MY NEIGHBORS TOLIET!
2) That stupid f***ed up movie, Family feud.I am totally sick about hearing how frocked up Ja-kal's family is.They all suck and Im tired of hearing about it. If I EVER write about his stupid family, it will be either "Ja-kal's family goes to hell" or"MA/Jerry Springer crossover"
3) TIA IS A ****SUCKER!SHESUCKSSHESUCKSSHESUCKS! !!She made Ja-kal feel bad, she's annoying,a nd she is SOOOO ugly. She smokes crack probably.
4) Elaine and Cynthia.what does Prestly see in them? Elaine should go back to Inspector Gadget because she is a ripoff of Penny,and Cynthia should go back to Party Of Five with the rest of the perfect snobs.
STUFF THAT ANNOYS JEANNETTE
1.I'm not trying to sound mean but I think that when we write fanfics, we shouldn't add characters that we made up. That just confuses stuff. Some stuff changes their personality. Like if Nefer-Tina found a true love, she'd change personality and so would the others if some changes were added. Some people MIGHT get confused. Just don't get mad. It's just my opinion. You guys do make GREAT fanfic stories!
STUFF THAT ANNOYS CHANTAL
1. First off, I HATE Chontra! She's such a freaked-up bitch! Pah! What can Rath see in her! Thank RA he broke up with that freaking urine-sucking bitch! She monopolized the mummies, made Nef feel bad about her, what more! SHE'S MEAN! She's on my blacklist! Let me at those DIC Writers!!!!! AGGGHH!! CANCEL OFF CHONTRA OR I'LL STOP SUPPORTING MA!
2. DESERT CHIC IS A STUPID EPISODE! Let's see, Pep & Nef hardly knew each other's names, and they are now serious! Geez, so what if Nef's a guardian? I say Ja-Kal and Nef are to be together! Pep's haircut is so irritating, his voice, his ads! EVERYTHING! Apep's cool tho'...that's another topic!
3. I hate Presley! He's always whining and such! And he keeps drooling over that bimbo Cynthia! HAH! She doesn't even know that Presley exists in her world!
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