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Send your items to randiradio@excite.com. C'mon, this is easy stuff. You can send anything you think up and you can send as many as you want. Now for the ever-growing list. Items without a name were done by me.
1. When the battery of your car dies, you say that the storehouse of Ra is empty.
2. You were banished from the museum for pounding on the sarcophagi trying to wake up the mummies.
3. You drive a car that's an exact replica of the Hot-Ra.
4. You're ticketed for speeding and you try to get it pardoned because Scarab is after you.
5. You're a scout leader and you insist that the scouts call you Ja-Kal.
6. You wear a gold animal pendant around your neck and you say it's your amulet.
7. You carry around a meter stick painted gold and you say it's your magic serpent.
8. Someone sees you crossing your arms in from of your chest and straining to the ceiling and asks if you're alright and you say "Don't mind me, I'm just transforming."
9. You spray paint your dog with lots of weird colors so he looks like Ammut.
10. You dance like Nefer-tina-or worse, like Rath.
11. You carry around a coin and tell everyone it has the power to do mind swaps.
12. You see a bronze statue and think it's Talos.
13. You're afraid to go near cats in case they've been hypnotized by Bastet.
14. You know more about ancient Egypt than your Egyptology teacher does.
15. You correct your teacher in Rath's voice.
16. You have dreams about Mummies Alive. (No comment)
17. You request the mummies blues song at the dance.
18. You think Nano Kitties are Nano Khaties.
19. You were arrested for trying to shoot someone with a flaming arrow, but they let you go because at your trial you said "I just wanted to be Ja-Kal" and they decided you were insane.
20. You think you're secretly one of the characters.
21. You compare your friends to the characters.
22. You made a website for Mummies Alive. Okay, that's not valid.
23. You made a website for Joe and Bob. That's valid!
24. You write "Mummies Alive Rulz!" all over your desk. (I said no comment! *slams fist into camera*)
25. Every statement that escapes your mouth is a reference to Mummies Alive.
26. Your parents send you to a psychologist to cure your obsession, but instead you turned the psychologist into a Mummies Alive maniac.
27. You start calling yourself Rapses so everyone will do what you say.
28. You get mad and anyone who misspells, mispronounces, or mixes up the characters' names.
29. Your art teacher asks you to draw a flower and you draw Mummies Alive. Your art teacher asks you to draw a bird and you draw Mummies Alive. Your art teacher asks you to draw a box and you draw Mummies Alive...
30. You beat up anyone who doesn't like Mummies Alive.
31. You can get up a 6:30 to watch Mummies Alive, but you can't make it to school at 9:00.
32. When you're assigned to paint the school windows in a Christmas theme, you paint the mummies wearing Santa hats.
33. You start to say "mum..." and your friends immediately clap their hands over your mouth and change the subject, even when you could have been saying something like "Mum's the word! My lips are sealed!"
34. You can eat four hamburgers without taking off the wrappers.
35. You think your television is a spirit box.
36. You try to start your car by saying "Awaken sleeping chariot!"
37. You named your cat Khatie.
38. You got kicked out of jujitsu class because your jujitsu looks more like Egypt-su.
39. You're fluent in hieroglyphics.
40. You took a vacation to San Francisco and were very disappointed because you didn't see the Western Gate.
41. You're reading this list and thinking "uh oh!"
42. You live in a house shaped like the Sphinx.
43. You often find yourself humming the Mummies Alive theme song without realizing it.
44. You feel symptoms of withdrawal whenever you have to miss Mummies Alive.
45. You go on and on about Nefer-tina and Apep, and Chontra and Rath, but can't give a s*** about the fact that your best friend is dating your boyfriend.
46. You feel closer to the Mummies Alive characters than you do to your friends and family.
47. You jumped up on stage during the Christmas concert and belted out the Mummies Alive theme song at the top of your lungs but fainted when your little sister asked you to sing twinkle twinkle little star at bedtime.
48. You do an oral report on ancient Egypt and present it in Scarab's voice.
49. You bring a rope to school and when someone annoys you you whip them while kiaying like Nefer-tina.
50. Your parrot says only quotes from Mummies Alive.
51. You never ever drink and drive not because it's a stupid thing to do, but because Ja-Kal said not to.
52. You go to a drive-in restaurant, hear a deep-voiced woman as the attendant, and start screaming "Heka! I know it's you! You're planning something with Scarab! Come outta there! I know it's you!"
53. You don't go to water parks because you're scared of Nhun.
54. You faint whenever someone tells you they've never heard of Mummies Alive.
55. You've organized a protest rally so new episodes will be made.
56. You like Chontra. (Yuck! Don't go there!)
57. You're suspicious of little kids with dark hair.
58. You think Michael Jackson is cool because he wears only one glove like Rath.
59. You now watch shows like Bill Nye the Science Guy so you can be cool like Armon.
60. You can make faces that make people faint.
61. Mummy movies no longer scare you. Instead, you find them funny because you can't stop thinking of Mummies Alive.
62. You continually ask your science teacher when you get to learn how to change a staff into a snake.
63. You named your dogs Anubis and Set.
64. You're afraid to play video games in fear of being possessed by the Eye of Darkness.
65. You wear a white pleated skirt-and you're a guy.
66. You're afraid of pretty girls because they might be Chontra.
67. You throw away all your mirrors the day before the planets align and force everyone else to do the same so the Eye of Darkness can't get you.
68. You yell "With the strength of Ra!" before every exam for luck.
69. When you drop a coin into a vending machine, you yell "Great is the Power of George Washington (or Queen Elizabeth, or whomever, depending on where you live)"
70. You yell "Let's kick Tut!" when the soccer game starts.
71. You want to name your son Presley. Daughter too (daughter part by MaE)
72. You're in love with Rath. (At this precise moment, millions of girls will be emailing me arguing that this isn't a valid reason to cut down on Mummies Alive.)C. Henderson says that if you're in love with Rath you need to watch MORE MA not less! Boy, that's a relief! @^_^@
73. You're in love with Nefer-tina. (read above, substituting guys for girls)
74. You move to San Francisco in hopes of finding Presley and the mummies.
75. You made your little sister cry when you turned off Barney and Friends so you could watch Mummies Alive.
76. You own every Mummies Alive toy and already reserved your copies of the forthcoming ones.
77. Your cat is now sacred and you plan to mummify it when it dies.
78. You stick a Band-Aid across your nose and refuse to take it off in your attempt to be cool like Ja-Kal.
79. You bleach your hair until it's totally dried out and discolored in your attempt to be cool like Nefer-tina.
80. You wear one glove and speak in a phony European/South African/whatever accent in your attempt to be cool like Rath.
81. Your attempt to be cool like Armon pressures you so much that one day you burst into maniacal laughter and sawed off your arm. (no comment! hehe, just kidding)
82. You think that your bed is a sarcophagus and you sleep with your arms crossed over your chest.
83. Your car has a bumper sticker that says "My other car is a chariot."
84. You got banned from church because you said "Ra be with you" instead of "God be with you"
85. You waste huge amounts of time thinking of things to add to this list.
86. You recognized yourself in every item in this list but still aren't convinced that you have a problem.
88. You could swear that Rath is posing as your uncle and it drives him wild that you insist on calling him Unkie Rath. (contributed by a major Rath fan, MariWaku)
89. Your 13 and your all ready have plans to get your self mummified when you die.(contributed by Bastet)
90. You have to be at work at 8:00. You get up at 6:30 when MA comes on on FOX so you have to miss it to take a shower. BUT it comes on at 7:00 on WB so you can catch the end of it on FOX and the beginning on WB but you want to see the whole thing so you're late for work because it takes 40 minutes to get to work and MA doesn't go off until 7:30. (contributed by Sarah Wood)
91. You want to marry Presley and become Mrs.. Carnavon. (contributed by MaE)
92. You dream about having Presley as a boyfriend. (contributed by MaE)
93. You avoid handsome bikers in fear of Apep (contributed by NEFERTINA)
94. You refuse to do science projects in fear of your teacher getting sucked in and coming out a party animal. (contributed by NEFERTINA)
95.You are afraid to make dough in fear of it coming to life. (contributed by NEFERTINA)
96. You avoid driving through mud in fear of the car/bike/etc coming to life. (contributed by NEFERTINA)
97.Every time you get a gray hair you seek out the tree of life. (contributed by NEFERTINA)
98.You chant the exact same words Presley said in Sleepwalk like an Egyptian. (contributed by Smilie :) )
99. You cut your frisbee into a boomer-ra. (contributed by Smilie :) )
100. You run to bookstore to bookstore, website to website - library to library, searching for books, tapes, kiddie books - ANYTHING that will quench your new-found thirst of learning about ancient Egypt, so that in the future - you can always brag about how much "more" you know about Mummies Alive than what there really is to it. (contributed by Anna Maat)
101. You lie and tell all every MA! fan "Actually, I'm part Egyptian, you know..." (contributed by Anna Maat)
102. You've considered converting religions, because the Egyptian way is, quote "so much cooler - and more interesting too!" (contributed by Anna Maat)
103. You want to look royal and exotic - so you wear all those fancy-schmancy robes and togas and sandals and... (contributed by Anna Maat)
104.. You consider renaming your pets after one of the characters. (contributed by Anna Maat)
105. You consider renaming your pets after and Egyptian god or goddess. (contributed by Anna Maat)
106. (for the girls) You complain to your parents why they didn't name you "Aliya" or "Aprhodite" or "Isis"....or some sort ancient and exotic name. (contributed by Anna Maat)
107. (for the boys) You ***THANK*** your parents they didn't curse with some f-cked up name like Amenhotep or worse yet...Rath. (contributed by Anna Maat)
108. You wake up early in the morning and sacrifice a few hours of sleep just to watch Mummies Alive. (contributed by Rachel)
109. You've decided to dress up as Nefer-tina (or someone that looks a lot like her) for Halloween. (contributed by Rachel)
110. When you're alone at home, you start pretending you're Nefer-tina. (contributed by Rachel)
111. You blush whenever you see Ja-Kal transformed. (This one goes for girls only) (contributed by Rachel)
112. You look for every existing Mummies Alive web-site on the Internet. (contributed by Rachel)
113. Instead of saying something like "Darn it!", or "Shoot", you come up with expressions like "Holy Bast" or "By the eye of the Wadjet!". (contributed by Rachel)
114. When you call a friend who also watches the show every few times a week, the first thing out of your mouth is a reference to the appearance of the mummies in your dreams, and they pop up in every dream you have. (contributed by Ruka)
115. You're obsessed with Ja-Kal and Nefer-tina becoming a couple and whenever you mention their names in the same sentence, you hear a scream on the other end of the line that is cursing you by every known god-figure and shattering every window in your house, even though it's from the other end of the line. (I'd be the one screaming!) (contributed by Ruka)
116. You have the oddest dreams where Nefer-tina is kissing....someone (I can't say it, I'll go nuts if I do!), and the first thing you hit them with is a golf club because you've been watching 'Honey I shrunk the mummies' too many times and find it very funny. (contributed by Ruka)
117. You are always blushing whenever you see the guys transformed and everyone teases you so much, you will NEVER hear the end of it (girls only) (contributed by Ruka)
118. (This goes with the second one I sent) When you call your friend, Mummies Alive slides into the conversation and the first thing out of your mouth is 'Well, Nefer-tina and (******) (I can't say it again!) were kissing each other again.' And your friend hangs up on you and you later realize it drives the lot of them crazy when you mention Mummies Alive and the characters of that show. (contributed by Ruka)
119. (guys only) You blush whenever you see Nefer-tina transformed and swear to everyone that you have a crush on her and you want to make her your Queen. (This comes from another draconic buddy of mine!) (contributed by Ruka)
120. You couldn't stop laughing when you saw "TITANIC", but when you watched "Family Feud" you had tears in your eyes. (contributed by Rachel)
121. You want to get a necklace with a cat's head on it, or an Ankh, or any kind of necklace or amulet that will remind you of Egypt. (contributed by Rachel)
122. You've suddenly become interested in Ancient Egypt and you ask your teacher if you can learn about it in school. (contributed by Nefer-tina)
123. You desperately try to make all of your friends Mummies Alive maniacs. (contributed by Nefer-tina)
124. You organize a protest, so that in the new episodes Ja-Kal and Nefer-tina will love each-other. (contributed by Nefer-tina)
125. You go bananas whenever the show is on and tell everyone else in the room to shut the hell up because you want to hear what they're saying. (contributed by Nefer-tina)
126. You want to have a collection of necklaces with heads of cats on them so you can wear them and pretend to be Nefer-tina. (contributed by Nefer-tina)
127. You have all kinds of objects that remind you of Ancient Egypt. (contributed by Nefer-tina)
128. Every time you don't have something to do you take out your old Lego set and play Mummies Alive. (contributed by Nefer-tina)
129. You want to build models of the mummies' vehicles or of their sarcophagi. (contributed by Nefer-tina)
130. You are constantly sobbing over Ja-Kal/Tia's relationship, Nefer-tina/Apep's relation when you should be sobbing over your own. (contributed by Chantal)
131. When your friends say something nonsensical, you reply with "..., My Tut!"(contributed by Chantal)
132. You suggest that the school change their school anthem to the mummies' anthem. (contributed by Chantal)
133. Every time when you see a mummy, you cringe because they might get alive. (contributed by Chantal)
134. When it's dinner, you complain you want roast rhino, like Armon. (contributed by Chantal)
135. You wrap yourself in linen paper. (contributed by Chantal)
136. You built a sarcophagus. (contributed by Chantal)
137. You're afraid of hats, because they might change someone into a giant. (contributed by Chantal)
138. Whenever you see a dead cat, you quickly mummify it. (contributed by Chantal)
139. You undergo plastic surgery so you can look like any of the mummies. (contributed by Chantal)
140. You wear a hat, in order to copy Rath. (contributed by Chantal)
141. You wear bandages all over you. (contributed by Chantal)
142. You cry "Let's kick Tut!" before any game. (contributed by Chantal)
143. You paint your skin gray. (contributed by Chantal)
144. You wear a similar amulet like Presley's, and says it can summon your 'guardians' when you knock on it, can have energy blasts, and has someone in Egypt 3500 years ago wearing it before. (contributed by Chantal)
145. You have your mum's cutting knife personalized into Rath's cobra sword. (contributed by Chantal)
146. You accuse a boy of being a girl, in case they have been trying to drive buses, cars, etc., etc. (contributed by Chantal)
147. You call your TV "magic box". (contributed by Chantal)
148. You call your dogs the names of the characters. (contributed
by Chantal)