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sung to the tune of "100, 000 Years" by KISS (not Knights In Satan's Service, just KISS @~_^@)
Presley enters the museum smoking a joint. Scarab gently grips his shoulder's from behind.
PRESLEY: What the ^&*%????!!!!! Let go of me you &*^%ing bastard!!!!!
SCARAB: It is pointless to resist O troubled prince. It is time for me to take your evil soul and become one step closer to cleaning up this troubled planet.
Scarab smiles sweetly and gives Presley a big hug. Unknown to both him and Presley, the sarcophagi on display are opening. Scarab calls his shabties and they prepare to give Presley a lesson in the dangers of pot.
PRESLEY: HELP!!!!! SOMEBODY $%^&ING HELP!!!!!!
Suddenly, flashes of light shoot out of the four sarcophagi, leaving Ja-Kal, Armon, Rath, and Nefer standing there.
MUMMIES: WITH THE #@#&ING STRENGTH OF RA!!!!!!
The mummies transform and their musical instruments materiliaze in their hands.Ja-Kal has the lead guitar, Armon has the rhythm guitar, Nefer has the bass guitar, and Rath has a drum set that miraculously follows him around whenever he's running/fighting/whatever.
SCARAB: Oh no! It's those Knights In Satan's Service again!
PRESLEY: Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh, this is cool!
The mummies play the introduction of the song.
JA-KAL: (singing) I hated being so dead for so long
It was the hugest b*** when I was gone
I'm so glad to be out for awhile
That sarcophagus was crampin' my style
And, hell, I'm gonna stay here real long
Make this crappy world hear my evil song
They don't know what's been like down here
For thirty-five hundred years!
Scarab politey asks his shabties to go talk to the mummies. The mummies reduce themto pink dust as they play a nifty instrumental riff.
JA-KAL: (singing) I wish this hadn't taken so long
It's time to set this goody world wrong
All this time I was stuck down here
For thirty-five hundred years!
And Scarab I won't let you
Mess with the young prince's mean head
Get ready to die, ooh yeah, ha!
Mummies advance toward a frightened Scarab while playing a long nifty instrumental riff.
JA-KAL: (singing) I don't this'll take very long
This world will be b*** when you're gone
And we're gonna stay here awhile, right you guys?!
We'll reacquaint the world with our style!
Scarab transfroms and runs crying from the museam. The mummies think about going after him but decide to just play the instrumental ending to the song for their capitve audience of Presley.
PRESLEY: Huh huh huh huh huh huh, that song sucked!
JA-KAL: SHADDUP you little bastard, and get the %^$# used to us cuz like we said in the song we're gonna be around a looooong time protecting you from that goody-@$$ Scarab and making this crappy %&*$ world a better place for us!!!!!!
PRESLEY: Huh huh huh huh huh, cool!
THE END