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THE "JA-KAL'S NIGHTMARE" SONG

by Randi Radio

sung to the tune of "Wake up Little Suzie" by...I forget, sorry. @^_^@ (a cute song for a depressing episode which will probably never be made)

Ja-kal awakens to find himself lying in an alleyway beside Presley after a rough

battle. Presley is still unconscious. in front of them, Scarab is absorbing Rapses' soul.

JA-KAL: @#*$!!!!!

Music starts. Ja-Kal sings.

JA-KAL: Wake up little Presley, wake up!

Wake up little Presley, wake up!

We've both been knocked out cold.

Wake up little Presley, we're sold.

The war is over, I've failed again, and Scarab's got your soul.

Wake up little Presley!

Wake up little Presley!

Raaaaa, what am I gonna tell Armon?

What am I gonna tell Nefy?

What am I gonna tell Rath?

Will they say "Oh my Ra!"

Wake up little Presley!

Wake up little Presley!

Raaaaa, I was outnumbered by the shabties, one to ten.

Weeelll, Presley kid I guess I've failed again.

Wake up little Presley!

WWake up little Presley!

I'm going back to the tomb.

Wake up little Presley, wake up!

Wake up little Presley, wake up!

As a guardian I'm not so hot.

I'll go back to my grave to rot.

Scarab's immortal, the world is cooked, my reputation is shot.

Wake up little Presley!

Wake up little Presley!

Raaaaaa, what am I gonna tell Armon?

What am I gonna tell Nefy?

What am I gonna tell Rath?

Will they say "Oh my Ra!"

Wake up little Presley!

Wake up little Presley!

Wake up little Presley...

Ja-kal wakes up screaming.

JA-KAL: Oh good, it was only a dream...I didn't think I sang that good!

Ja-kal goes back to sleep.

THE END

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