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THE PEPPED WITH GOOD INTENTIONS SONG

By Randi Radio

NOTE: Lyrics in brackets () are heard in the background.

sung to the tune of "Roses Are Red" by Aqua (a song I've played a zillion times for an episode I only cared to watch once!)

Presley and the mummies are watching the stars. Nefy is wishing on a star when the music starts.

NEFY: Roses are red and violets are blue

I need some love and I still think of you

Roses are red and violets are blue

Ah-did-ah-dim-ah

Ah-did-a-dim-ah

Nefy looks up as she notices something come out of the Western Gate.

NEFY: Dum-de-dah-de-dum

Dum-de-dah-de-dum

Dum-de-dah-de-dum

Dum-de-dah-de-dum

Dum-de-dah-de-dum

Dum-de-dah-de-dum

Everyone suddenly turns around to see shabties advancing toward them.

JA-KAL: We're under attack!

Nifty little riff is heard as the mummies attack the shabties and flee. As they drive through a tunnel, the shabties cave it in. The Hot-Ra is brought to a screeching stop.

NEFY: Scarab ahead us

Boulders in the back

I got a feeling we're on the wrong track

Apep and his thugs come along while Nefy is still singing, surprising everyone

NEFY: Roses are red and violets are blue

We need some help but I didn't expect you

Pep sings as he and his thugs take on Scarab.

PEP: I wanna help, Nefy

Don't you flee please

I couldn't bear losing you once

I can't lose you twice

Recall the ride

The ride to the ends of Earth

You promised that you would become my queen, Nef

Scene switches to Nefy and Pep's 'place'. Pep is down on his knees.

NEFY: Dum-de-dah-de-dum

Dum-de-dah-de-dum

Dum-de-dah-de-dum

The only thing I'll say is

Dum-de-dah-de-dum

Dum-de-dah-de-dum

Dum-de-dah-de-dum

I have my duties

Nifty little riff is heard as Nefy flees on her motorcycle and we see Pep kidnapping Presely and Khati telling the mummies.

(NEFY: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh)

(NEFY: Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh)

The mummies reach the boat to see Pep falling out of it.

NEFY: Oh my Ra Apep

How could you do this?

I can't belive you

I am really pissed

Roses are red and violets are blue

I wished for love but I didn't wish for you

PEP: I wanna help, Nefy

Don't you flee please

I was all a mistake really

Please belive me

I love you Nefy

I wanted to impress you

It was my mistake so I know what to do

NEFY: Dum-de-dah-de-dum

Dum-de-dah-de-dum

Dum-de-dah-de-dum

The only thing I'll say is

Dum-de-dah-de-dum

Dum-de-dah-de-dum

Dum-de-dah-de-dum

Help me save the prince

Pep and Nefy get on the motorcycle and ride up to the boat.

(PEP: Come!)

NEFY: Dum-de-dah-de-dum

(PEP: Come!)

NEFY: Dum-de-dah-de-dum

(PEP: Come!)

NEFY: Dum-de-dah-de-dum

The only thing I'll say is

(PEP: Come!)

NEFY: Dum-de-dah-de-dum

(PEP: Come!)

NEFY: Dum-de-dah-de-dum

Dum-de-dah-de-dum

Ah-did-ah-dim-ah

Ah-did-ah-dim-ah

Dum-de-dah-de-dum

Dum-de-dah-de-dum

Dum-de-dah-de-dum

Dum-de-dah-de-dum

Don't take Prince Rapses away!

Another nifty riff is heard as Pep and Nefy battle Scarab and the shabties. Scarab and Pep are still wrestling as Nefy and Presley escape. Pep mouths 'I love you Nefy'. Nefy sings as she, Preseley, and Ja-Kal watch the boat disappear beyond the Western Gate.

NEFY: Dum-de-dah-de-dum

Dum-de-dah-de-dum

Dum-de-dah-de-dum

The only thing he said was

Dum-de-dah-de-dum

Dum-de-dah-de-dum

Dum-de-dah-de-dum

'I love you Nefy'

(JA-KAL: Come!)

NEFY: Dum-de-dah-de-dum

(JA-KAL: Come!)

NEFY: Dum-de-dah-de-dum

(JA-KAL: Come!)

NEFY: Dum-de-dah-de-dum

The only thing he said was

(JA-KAL: Come!)

NEFY: Dum-de-dah-de-dum

(JA-KAL: Come!)

NEFY: Dum-de-dah-de-dum

(JA-KAL: Come!)

NEFY: Dum-de-dah-de-dum

'I love you Nefy'

Ohhhhhhh ohhhhhhh ohhhhh yeah!

Ja-Kal, Nefy, and Presely fly away. Nefy is very sad.

NEFY: Ah-did-ah-dim-ah

Ah-did-ah-dim-ah

THE END

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