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Sung to the tune of "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" by The Offspring. To appreciate the full humour of this video, you gotta watch the original!
All fanfic chars mentioned in this music video are copyrighted by their owners and were used without permission, but heck, this is a satire, I don't need to ask permission!
Any resemblence the fans mentioned in this song have to real Rath fans is purley conicidential! So if any of you Rath fans are oversensitive and are offended by these lyrics, I'll just give you a lecture on lightening up-and the Green Day salute (aka 'the finger')
Before you say a word, yes, I am fully aware that not every female fanfic mummies are in love with Rath! It's just that most of their creators are! @^_^@
Okay, here's the video!
Randi Radio and Rath stand outside a burning building that Rath has saved Randi from.
RANDI: *Says something in Twil'leki*
Loud drumroll. Nefer-tina and Lyris follow Rath towards the Hot-Ra.
NEFER-TINA AND LYRIS: Give it to me Rathie!
RATH: Uh huh, uh huh!
NEFER-TINA AND LYRIS: Give it to me Rathie!
RATH: Uh huh, uh huh!
NEFER-TINA AND LYRIS: Give it to me Rathie!
RATH: Uh huh, uh huh!
Rath gets into Hot-Ra and sings to the camera.
RATH: And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly, for a dead guy!
Armon plays a nifty guitar riff as he walks toward the Sphynx.
ARMON: *counts to six in ancient Egyptian*
Sphynx opens to reveal Nefy on the drums, Ly on the bass, and Ja-Kal at the microphone. Armon joins them with the lead guitar. Scenes alternate between the band in the Sphynx and Rath driving the Hot-Ra.
JA-KAL: You know it's kinda hard
Just to get along today
Mummies aren't cool
But Rath gets by anyway
He doesn't have a heartbeat
He doesn't have style
But everything he lacks
His fans make up in denial!
Rath attempts to look menacing as he drives by Scarab. Scarab looks at him thinking 'What the hell?' Cut to Sphynx.
JA-KAL: Well, what's he got
That we do not?
What do the fans see in that
Brainy stuck-up snot?
He's got fanfics, right?
Like twelve websites!
Guess we'll go away
We'll go away
I guess we don't rate
We'll overcompensate
I guess this is just what has
Been decided by fate!
The world needs live mummies so,
Rath drives up to a street corner and shows off his sword (which is a lot smaller than it is in cartoons) to Anubis and Set. They shake their heads and wag their tails to the beat of the music.
BAND: Hey, hey!
JA-KAL: Do that guardian thing!
Rath drives up to a street corner where Ayce, Kalia, Jorari, Shadra, and Tyie are standing wearing slutty outfits. They strut around and flirt while singing.
FANFIC MUMMIES: Give it to me Rathie!
RATH: Uh huh, uh huh!
FANFIC MUMMIES: Give it to me Rathie!
RATH: Uh huh, uh huh!
FANFIC MUMMIES: Give it to me Rathie!
RATH: Uh huh, uh huh!
Rath sings to camera.
RATH: And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly...
Rath drives away and the fanfic mummies get 'whatever' on their faces.
FANFIC MUMMIES: For a dead guy!
Cut to Sphynx. Scenes alternate between the band in the Sphynx and Rath driving in the Hot-Ra oblivious to the fact that Presley is running after him with shabties and gods on his tail.
JA-KAL: He protects the prince
And ditto for the world
But he neglects his job
Cuz he's always with a girl!
Now cruising in the Hot-Ra
He sees shabties in the park
But if he looks twice they're gonna
Kick his lily Tut!
Rath transforms and jumps out of Hot-Ra to attact shabties and falls on his face. As Ja-Kal sings, he wrestles unsuccesfully with shabties. Chontra, Sekhmet, Bastet, and all other female villains watch.
JA-KAL: Well, what's he got
That we do not?
What do the fans see in that
Brainy stuck-up snot?
He's got fanfics, right?
Like twelve websites!
Guess we'll go away
We'll go away
I guess we don't rate
We'll overcompensate
I guess this is just what has
Been decided by fate!
The world loves live mummies so,
Rath gets pinned by shabties. Chontra and Sekhmet exchange 'Oh my god!' glances.
BAND: Hey, hey!
JA-KAL: Do that guardian thing!
Little drumroll as team of shabties pick up Rath and carry him away while Ja-Kal sings.
JA-KAL: He was once a damn bastard, yeah
He dumped Chontra flat
Then those Net fans came along
And made her look like the rat!
Yo, Rath's just a brainy nerd
Yet the fans call him hip
And in his own mind
Those Net nerds are cool chicks!
Shabties throw Rath in swimming pool. He begins to disentigrate. All female fanfic mummies (except Lyris, she's playing the bass at the Sphynx) dance and sing, wearing bikinis.
FANFIC MUMMIES: Give it to me Rathie!
RATH: Uh huh, uh huh!
FANFIC MUMMIES: Give it to me Rathie!
RATH: Uh huh, uh huh!
FANFIC MUMMIES: Give it to me Rathie!
RATH: Uh huh, uh huh!
*counts to six in ancient Egyptian*
Cut to the Sphynx. Scenes alternate between the individual band members playing and singing, Rath showing off his fighting skills and clumsiness, and Karisma, Rathera, and Pheres dancing in bikinis.
JA-KAL: Well, what's he got
That we do not?
What do the fans see in that
Brainy stuck-up snot?
He's got fanfics, right?
Like twelve website!
Gues we'll go away
We'll go away
I guess we don't rate
We'll overcompensate
I guess this is just what has
Been decided by fate!
The world needs live mummies, so
The world loves live mummies, so
Let's get some more live mummies, yeah
BAND: Hey, hey!
JA-KAL: Do that guardian thing!
Little drumroll as Rath (what's left of him) climbs out of the pool and walks toward the Sphynx. Presley is outside doing stunts on his skateboard. He sees Rath, screams, and runs away.
THE END