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Once I downloaded Shockwave, I went immediatly to the reason I wanted it...The Ask Paul Stanley Game!!!!! (Lynn's KISS Dominion) And I decided to have some fun with it and find out Paul's thoughts on everyone's favorite cartoon, Mummies Alive!!!! This is the exact conversation I had with the virtual Starchild!!!! I hope you have more fun reading it than I had talking to Paul!!!!!!!!!!!
RANDI: Do you like Mummies Alive?
STARCHILD: Where do you get these questions?
RANDI: Um, I'm one of the biggest Mummies Alive fans in the world and I wanna know if the Hottest Band in the Land loves it too! Do you like it?
STARCHILD: Maybe.
RANDI: Let me rephrase the question. Does your son like Mummies Alive?
STARCHILD: What do YOU think?
RANDI: Since Mummies Alive is a kid's action cartoon, I have a feeling he does! Do you ever watch it with him?
STARCHILD: Not in this lifetime.
RANDI: Have you even heard of Mummies Alive?
STARCHILD: What do YOU think?
RANDI: *sigh* Okay, okay. You concieved Vinnie Vincent's "Egyptian Warrior" character, so does that mean you're interested in ancient Egypt?
STARCHILD: Not in this lifetime.
RANDI: Okay, maybe Vinnie's character DOESN'T neccesarily mean you're interested. But are you interested in ancient Egypt?
STARCHILD: NO!
RANDI: Damn! Well, you like cartoons, don't you?
STARCHILD: You're better off NOT knowing.
RANDI: Look, would you just answer my original question straight out?!
STARCHILD: What do YOU think?
RANDI: I don't think you ever will, but I'll ask again anyway! Do you like Mummies Alive?
STARCHILD: Definatley yes!
RANDI: All right! *hi-five* Was that so hard?!
STARCHILD: What do YOU think?
RANDI: Never mind...Are you aware that Mummies Alive was taken off the air and the chances that new episodes will be made are slim?
STARCHILD: What do YOU think?
RANDI: Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! Well, whether you know or not, that's what's happening. Does that upset you?
STARCHILD: What do YOU think?
RANDI: *pulls her hair* Are you ever going to stop saying that?!
STARCHILD: Definatley yes!
RANDI: Thank you! Does it upset you that no new episodes of Mummies Alive will be made?
STARCHILD: No way!
RANDI: Erf! Are you a die-hard fan of Mummies Alive?
STARCHILD: The stars are in your favour.
RANDI: Really...so wouldn't a die-hard fan be upset at the prospect of no more Mummies Alive?
STARCHILD: No way!
RANDI: Are you aware that your logic doesn't wash?
STARCHILD: I'll NEVER tell!
RANDI: Are you feeling all right today?
STARCHILD: The answer is unclear at this time.
RANDI: Ummm...can I come back and talk to you when you're feeling better?
STARCHILD: The answer is unclear at this time.
RANDI: Are you stressed out?
STARCHILD: The stars are in your favour.
RANDI: What?! Ummm...can I talk to you later?
STARCHILD: No way!
RANDI: THEN GIVE ME STRAIGHT ANSWERS! Will you donate some of your enormous profits to DiC to make more Mummies Alive episodes?
STARCHILD: Not in this lifetime.
RANDI: Screw you.
STARCHILD: Definatley yes!
pic credits: Photo of Paul stolen from KISSAsylum, taken by "Raven"; Nefy as Peter Criss drawing by "Drakhen"