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NOTE: I'm assuming that the stress of the situation has caused Ja-Kal and Armon's voices to break into falsetto. Presley's voice hasn't changed yet so he can sing Lene's part. @~_^@ WARNING! There are two four-letter words in this song! Since Chontra is in it there could have been a lot more, but too much cursing stops humor from being funny and makes it offensive!
sung to the tune of "My Oh My" by Aqua (a way cool song with no flaws whatsoever for a way cool episode with only one MAJOR flaw-Chontra!)
A horse pulls a chariot across the land beyond the Western Gate. It nieghs, and a nifty little intro starts. We see an angry Chontra standing by an obelisk.
CHONTRA: Why oh why
Did you have to say goodbye?
I'll find you, Rathie
And you're gonna die
Why oh why
Did you have to say goodbye?
I'll find you, Rathie
And you're gonna die
I'll have my revenge
An electronic drumroll plays as Chontra is sucked into the obelisk and ends up in Presley's school. The music picks up. Chontra grabs Presely and hypnotizes him.
CHONTRA: My oh my
I've just gotta say goodbye
There's nothing more to teach me
That is all, goodbye
Presely, hypnotized, is at the Sphinx.
PRESLEY: My oh my
I've just gotta say goodbye
There's nothing more to teach me
That is all, goodbye
A short drumroll is heard as the scene changes to an ancient Egypt flashback.
CHONTRA: You said I was the best
Now you're leaving me, Rath
I thought you loved me do you think of me less?
Chontra, very angry, turns her back on Rath.
CHONTRA: Teaching that prince
Yeah, I guess duty calls
You'll just go running to those palace walls
Rath shrugs.
RATH: Gotta go teach that kid
I told them I'm coming
Gotta obey my Pharoah
No time for loving
My oh my don't you cry
Cuz there's no way I'm staying
I have taught you enough
Now I'm going my way
Nifty little drumroll is heard as the scen changes back to the present day. Chontra is studying with Presley. A stack of books parts and Rath is there with his sword. Chontra jumps up and prepares for attack.
CHONTRA: Why oh why
Did you have to say goodbye?
I've found you Rathie
And you're gonna die
Chontra raises her hand.
CHONTRA: My oh my
Now it's time to say goodbye
I'll see ya, Rathie
Now you're gonna die
A nifty electronic drumroll is heard as Chontra creates a huge gust of wind that blows Rath out of the library.
CHONTRA: I'm too strong for you
Oooooh-oooohhhhhhh
You'll fall at my hands
Oooooh-ooooohhhhhhh
I'm too strong for you
Oooooh-oooohhhhhhh
You'll fall at my hands
Oooooh-ooooohhhhhhh
Chontra takes care of the other mummies while singing to Rath.
CHONTRA: Listen to me, Rath
I don't have a heart
And I can see now
You're not all that smart
Rath oh Rath I'll eliminate you
Take it from me, that's what I'm gonna do
As Chontra attempts to blast Rath, he counters the attack.
RATH: I can hear what you say
I know that you are a bitch
So I did love you once
But you're a damn witch
My oh my I'm saying bye
Cuz there's no way you're winning
I was your own teacher
I know all your dumb tricks
A cool electronic drumroll is heard as Chontra and Rath's hands connect and they turn into fireballs. They fly up while the mummies and Presley gaze in awe.
NEFER-TINA: My oh my
Ooooohhhh-oooooohhhh-oooohhhh
JA-KAL: My oh my
Ooooohhhh-oooooohhhh-oooohhhh
ARMON: My oh my
Ooooohhhh-oooooohhhh-oooohhhh
PRESLEY: My oh my...
Singing pauses as Rath falls from the sky. Chontra lands and uses her magic to smash Rath into the wall while singing.
CHONTRA: My oh my
You just had to say goodbye
You'll pay for that, Rathie
You are gonna die
Rath staggers to his feet and casts the serpents of the underworld spell while Chontra sings.
CHONTRA: My oh my
You just had to say goodbye
You'll pay for that, Rathie
You are gonna die
As Chontra prepares to finish off Rath,the underground power cables grab her. She sings to Rath while struggling.
CHONTRA: My oh my
Rathie, this is not goodbye
I'll return one day
And you're gonna die
My oh my
Rathie, this is not goodbye
I'll return one day
And you're gonna die
A nifty electronic drumroll of all plays as the power cables lift Chontra higher into the air and almost out of sight.
CHONTRA: I'll be back Rathie
Oooooh-ooooooohhhhhhh
I'll have my revenge
Oooooh-ooooooohhhhhhh
I'll be back Rathie
Oooooh-ooooooohhhhhhh
I'll have my revenge
Oooooh-nooooo-nooooo-noooooooooooo...
The final electronic drumroll is played as Chontra disappears beyond the Western Gate. Somewhere in the distance, Mr. Huxley is heard freaking out.
THE END