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THE DARK AND SHRIEKY NIGHT SONG

By Randi Radio

NOTE: I'm assuming Joe has an extremetly high-pitched singing voice. @~_^@ Also, I thought up an idea for a video that shows the mummies singing this song on the stage where they sang the blues song, but also shows the action. So when you see a * where a stage direction would normally be, it means that if this was a video, you would be seeing the mummies singing and playing the song on stage (they run off toward the end tho'), and they continue to do that untill you see a regular stage direction. Or, you can skip all the stage directions and just visualize the song as played on a CD. @^_^@

sung to the tune of "Doctor Jones" by Aqua (a pretty song for a gloomy episode!)

Mummies are on nightclub stage tuning their instuments. They play a pretty little nto. Nefy sings to the audience.

NEFY: Sometimes, things don't go your way

Everything turns against you

Mummies jump off boat.

NEFY: Like now, we jumped off a boat

Sometimes, it isn't your night, yeah

*

NEFY: Ahhh, bee ah yoo, ahhh be a yay

ahhh bee ah yoo, ahhhh

Mummies are on shore.

NEFY: And, now, we're safely ashore

We wanna go back home

We're cold, we gotta recharge

And here we are all alone

JA-KAL: Nefy, where is the Hot-Ra?

NEFY: It's on the other side

ARMON: Wonderful, we have no car

NEFY: We'll have to walk

Rath examines his wrappings.

RATH: This isn't a good time to talk

Nefy looks pained.

NEFY: No, I don't want to know

RATH: We've gotta reach the Sphynx real soon, or we'll soon meet our doom

*

NEFY: This is not, not, not, our night

This is not our night tonight, now

JA-KAL: Let's go now!

NEFY: This is not, not, not, our night

This is not our night tonight, now

JA-KAL: Let's move now!

NEFY: Ahhh, bee ah yoo, ahhh be a yay

ahhh bee ah yoo, ahhhh

Ahhh, bee ah yoo, ahhh be a yay

ahhh bee ah yoo, ahhhh

Mummies are running from the park, getting pelted with hot dogs.

NEFY: And, now, we've reached the park

This guy threw hot dogs at us

Mummies are at the bus stop.

NEFY: It's dark, what can we do?

Why do I have to take the bus?

Thugs climb on the bus.

THUG: Baby, give us all your cash!

NEFY: Give me the strength of Ra!

THUG: Ooooh, a cheerleader lass!

Nefy honks the bus horn in hopes the other mummies will rescue her.

NEFY: Guys, I need help!

Thug grabs Nefy.

THUG: I'll give you all the help you'll get

Nefy chuckles knowing the others are on the bus' roof.

NEFY: I really don't think so

Rath and Ja-Kal make faces in the windsheild.

THUG: God, there's monsters in the window

Take us to jail right NOW!

*

NEFY: This is not, not, not our night

This is not our night tonight, now

JA-KAL: Let's go now!

NEFY: This is not, not, not our night

This is not our night tonight, now

JA-KAL: Let's move now!

Mummies run off stage and are on the subway.

NEFY: Ahhh, bee ah yoo, ahhh be a yay

ahhh bee ah yoo, ahhhh

Ahhh, bee ah yoo, ahhh be a yay

ahhh bee ah yoo, ahhhh

Mummies run away from Joe.

JOE: Please, please, come back

Please, please, come back

Please, please, come back

Please, please, come back

NEFY: Not our night, no

JA-KAL: Let's go now!

NEFY: Not our, night, no

Ja-Kal shoos away the others.

JA-KAL: You go now!

JOE: Not my night, no

Ja-Kal's eyes glow yellow.

JA-KAL: Who are you?

Joe puts spaghetti thingy on his head.

JOE: It's my night, now, I'm going now!

Ahhh, bee ah yoo, ahhh be a yay

ahhh bee ah yoo, ahhhh

Ahhh, bee ah yoo, ahhh be a yay

ahhh bee ah yoo, ahhhh

This is my, my, my night, all right

It's really my night tonight, now

BOB: You going now?

JOE: This is my, my, my night, all right

It's really my night tonight, now

BOB: Let's go now!

Pretty little ending.

THE END

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