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THE MISSING JA-KAL SONG

By Randi Radio

NOTE: I'm assuming the stress of this situation has caused Armon and Rath's voices to break into falsetto. And Presley's voice hasn't changed yet so he can sing Lene's part in this song. @^_^@

ANOTHER NOTE: Lyrics in brackets are heard in the background.

sung to the tune of "Lollipop (Candyman)" by Aqua (a catchy song for a good but slightly dull episode!)

Nifty little intro. The mummies are in the Sphynx

NEFY: Ooooh-ooooh-ooooh-ooooooh...

JA-KAL: I am the falcon-man

NEFY: Ooooh-oooooh-ooooh-oooooohhh...

JA-KAL: Coming from Egypt-land

Cut to Scarab's pyramind

HEKA: Ooooh-ooooh-oooooh-oooooooohhh...

SCARAB: I am the beetle-man

HEKA: Ooooooh-oooooh-ooooh-ooooohh...

SCARAB: Coming from Egypt-land!

Nifty little riff. We see everyone preparing for the dance.

NEFY: I wish that Ja-Kal would lighten up

This leader thang, I have had enough

If you're so mean to us leader-man...

Wait, what the heck's wrong with your hand?

Cut to Scarab's pyramid, where he's attacking the falcon

SCARAB: Come with me Heka

(HEKA: oooooooohhhhh...)

SCARAB: We'll kill that leading falcon-man

Drain the falcon

(HEKA: oooooooohhhhh...)

SCARAB: Ja-Kal comes to my land

The rest will be lost

Without Ja-Kal, their leader-man

This is the end of mummy leader falcon-man!

Cut to the Sphynx, where Armon, Rath, and Nefer-tina find Ja-Kal's note.

NEFY: Oh my Ra, now Ja-Kal has run away

And oh my Ra, that big dance is today

Oh my Ra, who said that Rath was gonna lead?

And oh my Ra, hey, who said that I couldn't lead?

Cut to the dance. Nefer-tina and Rath are dancing, Armon is at the refreshment table (not under it cuz he can't sing from under there @~_^@)

ARMON: Oooooh-ooooooh-ooooooh-oooohh...

NEFY: We'll do without him now

RATH: Oooooh-ooooooh-ooooooh-ooooohh...

NEFY: We're not in trouble now

The mummies are discovered, Cynthia is nearby with punch all over her.

ARMON: Ooooooh-oooooh-ooooooh-ooooohhh...

PRESLEY: I need Ja-Kal right now

RATH: Ooooooh-ooooooh-ooooooh-oooooohhh...

PRESLEY: I'm in real trouble now

Little riff. The dance is over and the mummies are sitting around the trash cans.

NEFY: I wish that Ja-Kal would hurry back

Us boneheads ruined the young prince's dance

We know that Rath couldn't lead for beans

But the rest couldn't either it seems

Cut to Scarab's pyramind, where Scarab ansd Heka are spying on Ja-Kal.

SCARAB: Come with me Heka

(HEKA: oooooooohhhhh...)

SCARAB: We'll follow that leading falcon-man

With that device

(HEKA: oooooooohhhhh...)

SCARAB: He'll lead us straight to his land

By now they are lost

Without Ja-Kal, their leader-man

This is the end of mummy leader falcon-man!

Cut to the gym, where Ja-Kal has returned. In the background, you can see Scarab and his shabties entering.

NEFY: Oh my Ra, are we glad to see you back

And oh my Ra, we bombed out at the dance

Oh my Ra, some shabties have discovered us

And oh my Ra, it's now time to kick some Tuts!

Mummies transform.

RATH: Oh my Ra, how did Scarab find us here

And oh my Ra, that device led him here

Oh my Ra, he's draining Ja-Kal's energy

And oh my Ra, we have to break that thing, I see

Shabtie grabs Ja-Kal and lifts him over his head.

JA-KAL: I could use help 'bout now

I really need you now

I could use help 'bout now

I really need you now!

Nifty little riff, during which the mummies fight the shabties and break the falcon. Scarab chickens out and escapes.

JA-KAL: We are a real team now!

PRESLEY: Oh my Ra, why didn't you think of that before?

And oh my Ra, tonight my life's over

Oh my Ra, I spilled that punch on Cynthia Lu

And oh my Ra, what the heck am I gonna do?

NEFY: Ooooooh-ooooooh-ooooooh-ooooooohh...

ARMON: We'll help you out next time

NEFY: Ooooooh-oooooooh-ooooooh-oooooohh...

PRESLEY: Great, I can rest just fine

NEFY: Ooooooh-ooooooh-ooooooh-ooooooohh...

ARMON: We'll help you out next time

NEFY: Ooooooh-oooooooh-ooooooh-oooooohh...

PRESLEY: Great, I can rest just fine

Nify little ending. Mummies and Presley leave the gym.

THE END

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