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THE DESERT CHIC SONG

by Randi Radio

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS: Thanx Anubis and Mia for your help! It may have seemed like small contributions but if it wasn't for you I may have totally given up on this!

sung to the tune of "Barbie Girl" by Aqua (a wicked song for a crappy episode!)

Pep pulls off Nefy's helmet.

PEP: You're no boy!

NEFER-TINA: No duh!

PEP: I'll find you later.

NEFY: Sure thing!

PEP: Bye now!

Nefy drives away on her motocycle.

NEFY: I'm a mummy girl

In a modern world

Life being hidden

It ain't thrillin'

I have dried out hair

I'm wrapped up everywhere

Protecting the prince

It's not really a cinch

Rath sees what's left of the Hot-Ra.

RATH: Oh Ra, Nefy, you drive crappy

Nefy sings to the camera.

NEFY: I'm a mummy girl

In a modern world

Life being hidden

It ain't thrillin'

I have dried out hair

I'm wrapped up everywhere

Protecting the prince

It's not really a cinch

Nefy is riding the Jetcycle.

NEFY: I'll find that cute biker

In this city somewhere

Won't find me, I'll find him

Where'd he get to?

Pep and Nefy ride their motocycles.

PEP: Be my queen

I'm not mean

I have glamour and fame

Let's go ride

To the end

I sure love you

NEFY: Be your queen?

I'd like to

I love you

But I have to say...oooo-oooohhh

I'm a mummy girl

In a modern world

Life being hidden

It ain't thrillin'

I have dried out hair

I'm wrapped up everywhere

Protecting the prince

It's not really a cinch

Pep resumes his snake form and grabs Nefy.

PEP: Oh no Nefy, you guard Rapses!

NEFY: Oh, oh, oh, nooooo!!!!

PEP: Oh no Nefy, you guard Rapses

NEFY: Let gooooo!!! Let goooooo!!!

PEP: Oh no Nefy, you guard Rapses!

NEFY: Oh, oh, oh, nooooo!!!!

PEP: Oh no Nefy, you guard Rapses!

NEFY: Let goooo!!! Let gooooo!!!

Nefy is tied up in Pep's tent and can miraculously sing even though she's gagged.

NEFY: I'm tied up

I'm real stuck

I know I can get free

Then I'll find that Apep

I'll get him on his knees!

Pep and his thugs surround Presley.

PEP: Kill the boy

It's a joy

If I see him stomped dead

Now I say

He must pay

For his grandpa

Nefy arrives on the Jetcycle.

NEFY: Challenge you!

If I win

Then then the prince

Will not be yours

Challenge you!

If you win

Then I'll say

I'm always yours

PEP: Okay Nefy, I accept it

NEFY: Ah, ah, ah, yeah

PEP: Okay Nefy, I accept it

NEFY: Let's gooooo!!! Let's gooooo!!!

Pep and Nefy move to starting position on their motocycles.

PEP: Come on Nefy, let's go to it

NEFY: Ah, ah, ah, yeah

PEP: Okay Nefy, let's go to it

NEFY: Let's gooooo!!! Let's gooooo!!!

Pep and Nefy ride on the cabling of the Golden Gate Bridge, Nefy ahead of Pep.

NEFY: I'm a mummy girl

In a modern world

Life being hidden

It ain't thrillin'

I have dried out hair

I'm wrapped up everywhere

Protecting the prince

It's not really a cinch

I'm a mummy girl

In a modern world

Life being hidden

It ain't thrillin'

I have dried out hair

I'm wrapped up everywhere

Protecting the prince

It's not really a cinch

Nefy falls off, Pep jumps to rescue her.

PEP: Hang on Nefy, you won't leave me

NEFY: Ah, ah, ah, HELP!

PEP: Hang on Nefy, you won't leave me

NEFY: Oh nooooo! Oh nooooo!!!!

PEP: Hang on Nefy, you won't leave me

NEFY: Ah, ah, ah, HELP!

PEP: Hang on Nefy, you won't leave me

NEFY: Oh noooo!!! Oh noooo!!!

Pep catches Nefy.

NEFY: Oh Pep, you saved my life!

PEP: I raced to win you, not lose you

NEFY: Oh I love you Pep!

Pep fades away.

THE END

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